When slow work pain strikes...

...you release your frustration by writing it somewhere no one will ever read it.

I've been meaning to begin writing something for a while and have even started a few times, but I always get distracted by a shiny object or the realization that no one cares what I think. Today I make yet another stab at self-medicating through written ventilation. I give you... Consequences of a Slow Work Day. In english!*

* may include some gibberish